this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
I’m 17 and somehow still able to lose my mum in a supermarket
- friend: you need to come karaoke with us
- me: the thought of karaoke has always terrified me
- me: wait do they have the mulan soundtrack
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
that’s not what your mother named you